The Bro Code Book
The Bro Code book is a living document. Everybody’s life is regulated by an internal code of conduct. Some people call it morality. Others call it religion. Bros call it The Bro Code. Instead of outlining a government, or amendments of a constitution, or anything even resembling a legislation,
The Bro Code book provides men of all ages with all the rules they must know
in order to become a bro and also behave properly among other bros.
The Bro Code book is easy to read and includes diagrams to illustrate points.
Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, the official code of conduct for bros appears in a published form for the first time ever. By upholding the tenets of this holy and legendary document, any guy can learn to achieve bro-dom. The Bro Code actually dates back to the American Revolution. Only few actually know of its existence.
The Bro Code book contains around 150 unspoken rules ranging from simple rules (bros before hoes) to more complex rules (the hot-to-crazy ratio). With helpful side-bros, The Bro Code book will help any everyday dude become the best bro possible.
The Bro Code Book
The Bro Code book is a set of unspoken rules that exist between men and their buddies, which are put all together in the hope of maintaining the peace between bros. Bros don’t really chat about The Bro Code book, especially with women! “Never sleep with your mate’s ex-girlfriend”, says The Bro Code. Many guys already adhere The Bro Code. However, many others don’t seem to be as attentive. Take the example of English football player John Terry who had an affair with his teammate’s ex-girlfriend.
While people say everything is fair in love and war, with The Bro Code book, rules are rules and whenever you decide to violate the rules, you can bet your bro-mance that there will be hell to pay. Hence, the obvious need for The Bro Code book, which is authored by serial womanizer Barney Stinson (played by American actor Neil Patrick Harris in How I Met Your Mother) with Matt Kuhn. Barney, who rotates women almost as often as he changes undies, lives his life by his self-created Bro Code. He continually mentions it to his mates whenever he feels they are doing something wrong.
The Bro Code Book
- Bros before hoes.
- Bros can’t make eye contact during a Devil’s 3-Way.
- A bro will, in a prompt manner, alert his bros to the existence of a girl fight.
- The mum of a bro is at all time off-limit but the stepmum of a bro is fair game if she actually initiates it and/or is wearing one item of leopard print clothing.
Unbelievably hilarious, The Bro Code book was obviously not written as an afterthought to the TV show, but as a well-thought out piece of classic humor in the style of Barney Stinson! The Bro Code book is a must-have for any and all bros. This book will guide you and give all bros a greater understanding of the rules to together in harmony. The bond between bros is strong and should never be broken! Get your copy of The Bro Code book, study it, live it…